Hello! My name is Alyssa, I'm 19 years of age, and I love to read and write. I'm a Superwholockian, aspiring baker, and connoisseur of bad horror flicks.

16th April 2014

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screamandshout:

when will my normal sleep pattern return from war

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16th April 2014

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nothiiw:

i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn

nothiiw:

i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn

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16th April 2014

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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

image

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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16th April 2014

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unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

Source: Laughing Squid

16th April 2014

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16th April 2014

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fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

Source: misterhippity

16th April 2014

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"Beautiful Death" on Game of Thrones #3

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16th April 2014

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We praise people for being “naturally” smart, too, “naturally” athletic, and etc. But studies continue to show, as they have for some time now, that it is generally healthier to praise schoolchildren for being hardworking, than for being naturally gifted. We know now that to emphasize a child’s inherent ability places pressure on that child to continue to be accidentally talented, which is something that is hard for anyone to control. When the children who are applauded for their natural skills fail, they are shown to take the failure very personally. After all, the process of their success has always seemed mysterious and basic and inseparable from the rest of their identity, so it must be they who are failing as whole people. When students are instead complimented and rewarded for their effort and improvement, they tend to not be so hard on themselves. When they fail, they reason, “Well, I’ll work harder next time.” They learn that they are capable of success, rather than constantly automatically deserving of it, and they learn simultaneously that they are bigger and more complex than their individual successes or failures.

Kate of Eat the Damn Cake, The Stupidity of “Natural” Beauty (via theimperfectascent)

I lost whole years of my life to self-loathing and self-sabotaging because I couldn’t sustain being ‘gifted’.  Don’t make the same mistake.

(via mossonhighheels)

This is so, so important for teachers to understand. I try, in every report card, to focus on effort, not natural ability. And you know what? It makes a big difference in my classroom.

(via sanityscraps)

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16th April 2014

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truthandglory:

ubernerdmaster:

kinglers:

krisjener:

i wish tumblr had more of a “educate the ignorant” attitude as opposed to “send death threats to the ignorant”

i love how this post was made by a cis white boy

I like how you completely ignored the message and instead focused on who posted it. :)

FUCKING BOOM BITCH

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16th April 2014

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houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

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16th April 2014

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15th April 2014

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brainfried:

"look at all them nasty ass birds"

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15th April 2014

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Source: meladoodle

15th April 2014

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The violence we teach our sons in teaching them to Be Men is the same that keeps us up at night worrying about our daughters.

(via moeyhashy)

yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.

(via postwhitesociety)

Source: moeyhashy

15th April 2014

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I'm sure you have many fascinating stories. Sworn to Renly Baratheon, sworn to Catelyn Stark, and now my brother. Must be exciting to flit from one camp to the next, serving whichever lord or lady you fancy.
- I don’t serve your brother, Your Grace.

Source: wolfsfall