When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool
school office: why
me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever
school office: u are lying
school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off
Mozzarella Sticks (by thomaslevinson)
Is that Dwayne the Brock Johnson?
in west narnia born and raised
through the wardrobe was where i spent most of my days
my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation
Anonymous asked: Dude the gamecube sucked
For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.
and people still say there’s no evidence for jewish reptilians
i sell unbelievable combs.
Me before social events
Is this what Bucky uses to wash his hair
don’t be rude
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