Hello! My name is Alyssa, I'm 19, and I love to read and write. I'm a Superwholockian, aspiring baker, and connoisseur of bad horror flicks.

23rd July 2014

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sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

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23rd July 2014

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laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

laughhard:

Rugrats was really twisted.

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23rd July 2014

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king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

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23rd July 2014

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23rd July 2014

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radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

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23rd July 2014

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  • 1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
  • 1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood

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23rd July 2014

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23rd July 2014

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23rd July 2014

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trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

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23rd July 2014

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23rd July 2014

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andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

why do i keep laughing at the thought of female!spiderman…(spidergirl? spiderwoman?) getting caught without her mask on and the dude who catches her just goes on a rant about ‘fake geek girls’ and how ‘that costume isn’t even accurate oh my god’ and ‘comic-con was last week’

and her secret identity is saved because some dudebro in a batman t-shirt thinks he’s hot shit 

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23rd July 2014

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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23rd July 2014

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  • boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao
  • boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me

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23rd July 2014

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shutub:

squidinthesky:

All of my friends are fun, talented, cutie-patooties, and I’m just here like

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT TALENTED THT WAS THE MOST MAJESTIC THING IVE EVER SEEN

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23rd July 2014

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Does anyone remember that episode of Kim Possible where they jump through TV shows?

cherry-drpepper:

And they were in Friends:image

And the Teletubbies:image

And Star Trek:image

And “That 1670’s Show”

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Because this was the greatest part of my childhood.

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