Hello! My name is Alyssa, I'm 20 years old. I have a wide variety of fandoms, and LOVE to talk to people more than I let on. I love to cook, read, write, and make up OC's. I'm also a connoisseur of bad horror flicks, so if you know of any good ones, don't be shy and hmu with a title!

30th September 2014

Post reblogged from He died? And this is supposed to be a kids movie! with 89,441 notes

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

image

Source: rexuality

30th September 2014

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thisiskindagross:

Obligatory Halloween comic: check.

29th September 2014

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29th September 2014

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29th September 2014

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acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE


FUCKING NAILED IT

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

FUCKING NAILED IT

Source: koriko-cha

29th September 2014

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historia-reisss:

tamkent:

disturbea:

tricksterzim:

i thouGHT

OH MY GOD.

Wow, that went completely differently than what I expected.

Yes

historia-reisss:

tamkent:

disturbea:

tricksterzim:

i thouGHT

OH MY GOD.

Wow, that went completely differently than what I expected.

Yes

Source: basedgrell

29th September 2014

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29th September 2014

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29th September 2014

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theheirsofdurin:

Thorin + smile

for marigoldfaucet

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29th September 2014

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slimydad:

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

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29th September 2014

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beatonna:

the Guilty One

beatonna:

the Guilty One

Source: beatonna

29th September 2014

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24-karat-vagina:

I LOVE THIS VINE SO MUCH PLEASE WATCH IT

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29th September 2014

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polyatom1c:

fool me once, shame on you.
fool me twice, shame on you again for continuing to exploit my sense of trust. trust is not a weakness and should be respected, not taken advantage of.

Source: polyatom1c

29th September 2014

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insertawesome-url-here:

eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

insertawesome-url-here:

eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

Source: poochin

29th September 2014

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lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

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