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Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
maybe if i sigh loud enough god will hear me and fix all my problems
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
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a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
The joke “Seven Eight Nine” becomes paradoxically terrifying if you are a Whovian.
Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:
-Waterbending-Earthbending
-Firebending
-Airbending
-Using the force
-Telekenisis
-Flying
-The Matrix
-Alchemy
-Kamehameha
-Going Super Saiyan
-Jutsu Hand Signs
-Spells from Harry Potter
-Shapeshifting
-Breaking the 66 seals
-Opening purgartory
-Turning into a green rage monster
-Being a synthesized voice program
-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel
-Sonicing a locked door to open it
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Roses are white
nightlock is blue
it’s called Catching Fire
not Hunger Games 2
Reblog if HE was your first Doctor:
the best of Sophia Petrillo part 1/?
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The awkward moment when you get a flashback of something embarrassing that you did.
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